President Obama just can't win...

Today, President Obama...

• Sneezed into a Kleenex and was accused by the Rightublicans of not recycling
• Sang in the shower and was accused of being a little flat and a little sharp
• Played tennis with the First Lady and was accused of misogyny for not letting her win
• Went for a walk and was accused of not supporting the auto industry by driving
• Ate White House garden vegetables and was accused of not supporting the grocery industry
• Burped up some radish and was accused of air pollution
• Received his H1N1 shot and was accused of denying it to someone who was actually born here
• Did not criticize Fox News and was accused of not paying enough attention to them
• Listened to Rush Limbaugh's radio program and was accused of spying
• Used a personal check to buy some new shoes and was accused of exacerbating the credit crisis
• Broke a little wind and was accused of contributing to global warming
• Turned up the heat in the Oval Office and was accused of hogging all the natural gas
• Tried to give the Nobel Prize back and was accused of disrespecting the nominating committee
• Thanked Olympia Snowe for her vote and was accused of favoring L.L. Bean over Eddie Bauer, and...
  
• Dog-sat a friend's Boston, Jack Russell, and Airedale and was accused of palling around with terrierists