Plaxico Burress has a large pair of balls...

Plaxico Burress, who was stupid enough to carry a gun into a strip club, using only his loose-fitting jogging pants to support it (let alone stupid enough to even contemplate doing anything like this in the first place), has taken verbal shots at his former coach and NY Football Giants team mates for not showing "some concern" for his situation at the time.

Mr. Burress suggested Coach Coughlin should have been more sympathetic because Burress had a bullet in his leg.

Plaxico, that bullet was there because you shot yourself with your own gun!

The human pistol target goes on to knock Coughlin for not being a positive coach.

Really? You mean there should be a pep talk for when you're dumb-assed enough to shoot yourself in the leg?

And Mr. Burress is all hurt because Coach Coughlin didn't write him in prison, and says,"All of us have made big mistakes, right?"

But the thing is, Plaxico, all of us aren't signed to multi-million-dollar dream jobs and then throw it away by being completely and thoroughly stupid.

It was a GUN, Plaxico. It was your gun. You shot yourself with your gun because you did a dumb thing. Don't blame anyone else but yourself. You're lucky some team was desperate enough to sign you again.

Maybe this time you can leave the gun at home. There's no "I" in TEAM, but there is an "I" in STUPID.