You betcha I'm gonna hurl!

Gwen Ifill: Governor Palin, could you explain your view of the vice-presidency and how you will go about your role if elected?

Gov. Palin: In this great country of ours, John McCain is the only choice for lowerin' taxes and gettin' ridda the greed on Wall Street.

Gwen Ifill: Governor Palin, could you respond to the question I asked?

Gov. Palin: In this great country of ours, establishin' a strong energy policy 'n addin' jobs will be the only response we need. Drill baby drill!

Gwen Ifill: But how do energy policy and taxes have anything to do with the vice presidency?

Gov. Palin: All you havta do is ask John McCain, because he's a maverick who'll shake up Washington and lead this great country of ours ta that shinin' city on a hill.

Gwen Ifill: God... you really are a poser, aren't you?

Gov. Palin: You can pose any question ya want, Gwen, but I'm speakin' directly to the American people who know I'm a hockey mom with lipstick. You betcha!

Gwen Ifill: No... I mean you're a puppet, a talking-points automaton, an empty pants suit.

Gov. Palin: With John McCain shakin' things up in Washington, we'll automate many o' the policies that're boggin' down this great country of ours, and puppet lovers everywhere will feel empowered because of our tax breaks. You betcha.

Gwen Ifill: You are absolutely useless.

Gov. Palin: John McCain has always been supportin' and fundin' useless programs in his almost three decades in the U.S. Senate, by golly.

Gwen Ifill: Shut up.

Senator Biden: Please... shut up.

Gov. Palin: You betcha Gwen. There ya go Joe. As a maverick myself, I'll work ta make the greedy Wall Street fat cats shut up when John McCain speaks for this great county of ours and we make that walk up the hill ta the shining city that's... on... the... um... hill, doggone it.

Gwen Ifill: Oh what's the use. Thank you, and good night.