Tuesday, October 28, 2008

OMG ED...

Are your eyes fatigued from keeping them glued to TV's campaign coverage?

Does your mouse finger ache from scrolling through the political blogs?


Are you up to your ears with Keith's pronouncements?

Do you want to projectile vomit at the sound of Sean's voice?

Have you stopped laughing when Rush speaks... about anything?

Do you feel bad for Ann since she can't support/vote for Hilary?

Are you just plain sick of Sarah's wardrobe malfunctions?

John's pander fests?

Barack's redistributisms?

Joe's malaprops?


Well, Mr. Joe Sixpack, you just might suffer from E.D... that's right...


...Electile Dysfunction!


The only cure for E.D. is to vote!

No Voting = No Sniveling

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