I love to vote...

I voted today. I've been voting since the 1972 Presidential Election. It always makes me feel good. I love to vote.

You have that sensation that everything is good and special in the world, that the universal balance is just perfect, that there's no anxiety about your decision because you can't know the election results: just the happy, altruistic sensation of having done something positive.

Millions of people around the world wish they could vote. So do I. But I sure hope Mickey Mouse, Goofy Dog, and Yosemite Sam don't vote this year. That would piss me off. These guys never vote the same way I do.

No Voting = No Sniveling