Monday, May 26, 2008

Of bottle tops and toasters...

Please explain to me how we can put spacecraft on the surface of Mars, build enormous dams and bridges, and cure all manner of diseases, but we can't seem to make an olive oil bottle top that fits tightly on the bottle.

Perhaps it's a conspiracy within the olive oil industry to have olive oil go rancid, forcing us to buy more olive oil.

And as long as I'm talking about food, why can't anyone make a toaster that doesn't suck?

Please give me a toaster that works and an olive oil bottle top that stays on tight.

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