Thursday, March 13, 2008

Dear John Daly...

You're much better as a golfer than you are as a drinker.

Golf is not causing you to lose associates. Golf is not affecting your ability to concentrate. Golf has never caused you to miss out on something important in your personal life or professional life. Golf is not giving you the shakes. Golf does not have 150 calories per can. Golf has never caused you to be unable to get out of bed in the morning because of a hangover. Golf is not enlarging your liver or your gut. Golf is not going to kill you.


Dear John Daly... please turn this around.

Please.

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