Finding the Strawman in a Bale of Hay...

If taking a knee during the national anthem is a protest against the anthem or the flag or our military, then for you, maybe…

• Playing tackle football is a protest against clear brain scans,
• Sea-level rise is a protest against beach property,
• MLB is a protest against clean baseballs,
• Slavery was a protest against high wages and good benefits, 
• Driving a car is a protest against deer, squirrels, possums, and racoons,
• Playing loud music is a protest against good hearing,
• Shooting a gun is a protest against paper targets,
• OCCUPY is a protest against comfortable RV camping,
• Exercise is a protest against dry clothing, and
• NASCAR is a protest against right turns.